Thursday, July 31, 2008

My Fine is $195

This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you
owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up
your total fine. When you are done, send it back to the person that sent
it to you and your other friends. Title your email "My fine is
$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--
$40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with the a  foreigner  -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dre+20ssed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend--
$20

Sleeping with your best friend spouse -- $150

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time --$50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $50

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Christmas countdown

Yeah yeah, I know that it's like, five more months till December, and I am not counting down till Christmas either. This post would be more on the things that I want for myself this Christmas (So you guys will know what to get me!!) haha!!

First on my wish list is this:


A beautifully crafted Lightning McQueen wall clock. Very nice graphics and glow in the dark arms. This would look good when I finish renovating my car-inspired room XD

That's one down and twelve more to go :)

P.S.

DLSU won against UST yey!! And because of that, imma wear my DLSU – Adidas shirt tomorrow at work =)

Sunday, July 13, 2008

CBCP Ramblings

As some of you might have known, I have lost faith in our church (not in Christ) ever since the CBCP started showing some signs of corruption. Their continued brigade against birth control and meddling with politics are one of the things that I really don’t like about them.

While I was reading today’s paper, I glanced upon this article.

CBCP OKs condoms for married persons with HIV

By EVELYN MACAIRAN

The Philippine Star

Married persons infected with Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV) and those with full-blown Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) will be allowed to use condoms to eliminate the risk of infecting their partners, an official of the Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) said.

Fr. Edwin Corros, executive secretary of the CBCP-Episcopal Commission for Pastoral Care for Migrants and Itinerant People (ECMI), however, said condom use should be "the last resort."

Before using condoms, the partners should try abstinence and faithfulness to each other.

He clarified that the Church is only allowing the use of condoms in order to save a life – the life of the patient’s partner. "But you see by using that (condom) we are not actually endorsing condom use. We would like to prevent deaths in the family."

"I also think that the person also has the right to express the love to his or her partner. So this is practical. (Besides) you cannot also be sure that using condom would be 100-percent proof," Corros said.

The CBCP’s stand on condom use is one of the issues discussed in its newly launched training manual on HIV and AIDS for pastoral workers.

Corros said this is the first time that the Catholic Church in the Philippines will participate in the publication of a training manual on HIV and AIDS. It aims to provide factual information on the disease and how people can protect them from being infected.

The training manual will be given free to Catholic schools with the hope it would be incorporated in their curriculum to educate their students.

Corros said that the Department of Health (DOH) National Epidemiology Center reported 35 HIV-positive and AIDS cases for May, 84 percent higher than the number reported during the same period last year. The figure brings to 212 the total number of cases for the first five months of this year.

He said that while he was not alarmed by figures, "but I think it has been a concern. We have to think of ways (to address the problem) because it is not only the life of the victim that we have to consider but his or her family as well. This is how we look at the pastoral side."

Of the 35 cases, seven of them involved overseas Filipino workers. Corros said these workers "looked for comfort" when they were away from the country and ended up having a sexual relationship.

"I think our migrants have to be educated and that is what we at ECMI are pushing for," he said.

Well, CBCP, it’s about time. Better late than never I guess. Pero di rin eh.. shempre kung ako may HIV ako, for the obvious reasons, I’d use contraceptives…

CBCP, don’t tell us to do things that we, obviously already know.

On the other side, I was really glad that DLSU won against FEU yesterday. Although di ko sya natapos because I had to pick up my sister from school, Masaya pa din ako. And in light of that, I bought myself this.


Animo LaSalle!!!